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officialbeyonceknowles:

mirror:

Funny how people say they’re “expecting” a baby as if there’s a possibility it could be anything else like a dog or a pokémon

If you attend school, please stay there. You need it.

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

funnyordie:

How to Enjoy Family Vacations

funnyordie:

How to Enjoy Family Vacations

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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ultrafacts:

In France, you can marry a dead person.

Tupac never won a grammy, and actually received more awards after his death.

Matt Le Blanc was down to his last $11 when he landed his role on ‘Friends.’

Kate Winslet, who played Rose in Titanic, hates the song “My Heart Will Go On,” and said it…

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.