Funny how people say they’re “expecting” a baby as if there’s a possibility it could be anything else like a dog or a pokémon
If you attend school, please stay there. You need it.
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
me before puberty:
me after puberty:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
How to Enjoy Family Vacations
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
In France, you can marry a dead person.
Tupac never won a grammy, and actually received more awards after his death.
Matt Le Blanc was down to his last $11 when he landed his role on ‘Friends.’
Kate Winslet, who played Rose in Titanic, hates the song “My Heart Will Go On,” and said it…
Ducklings have great brakes.